using the tools we were given

first off, let me tell you a little story... i've always wanted a spy camera! i wanted to be able to take pictures of unsuspecting people without them knowing. creepy, no? but people are so fascinating! the things they do and especially the things they wear. getting out the ol' digital was just plain obvious... and it's not just people... you know those times when you're like, "damn, i wish i had a camera!" but then some clever person out there, bless their inner creep, put a camera IN a cell phone! beautiful! always a camera when you need one! and can be covert if need be! i'm in heaven.

so i was going through some of the old pictures on my phone and i came across this little gem i had taken and forgotten about:

we were at our favourite fast-food noodle place and there was this sizable man having his lunch feast there as well. essential piece of information: the seats at this place are attached to the tables and there is a constant and finite space between the two. dude wedges himself in there and proceeds to use his bulging belly as additional table space... he even put a tablecloth (napkin) on there before dining! even if he wanted to use the actual table, i doubt he could have leaned forward far enough... as much of a visual diet aid that was, i still crammed as many noodles in my mouth as possible.