Friday, May 16, 2008

voted most likely to have no friends in high school

"Michigan Girl Scout sells 17,328 boxes of cookies"
A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record.

a) she set up on a street corner? yeah, nothing sounds shady about that... free box of girl scout cookies with every blow job! the little schemer also admitted that she knew how to get the most from people - "I know how to get people to buy more. If they buy two boxes and they hand me a 10, I'd be like, 'For 50 cents more, you can get three,' because three boxes are $10.50" lil' tramp knows a sucker when she sees one!

b) i smell partental pressure... her mom who helped her vend her wares on the street corner is also the troop leader!

c) congratulations on contributing to the growing obesity of north american culture!

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