The Place With The Stuff: thoughts...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

thoughts...

do i really want to know why my laura secord french mint eggs give me 6% of my recommended daily intake of iron?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Probably best not to ask questions like that...; April 15, 2008 at 2:31 PM

out of context

the best of other people's stuff on the internet in bite-size hilarity morsels that my brain can safely handle...

"failure is not a marketable product, no matter how much of a surplus you've built up."

"surprisingly, using a massive tragedy and epic loss of life as a cute tie in to raise money for yourself doesn't go over well with a lot of people (just ask the girl scouts about their infamous holocaust cookies)."

"putting a baby in a safe place, even if it looks like a cage, at least keeps him away from the machete drawer."

"...morphing from an incredibly chinese child to a skin tone that has only been achieved by asians who are dead and under a flood light."