"from the looks of the hoods, we didn't think we'd survive..."

and possibly they shouldn't have but nevertheless...
the new kids on the block are reuniting! blah, blah, blah... first picture together in 15 years... whatever.

my question is: back in the day, weren't these guys supposed to be hot or something? driving the pre-teens crazy? what was up with that?

pffft... they didn't do it for me then and they certainly aren't doing it for me now.