Tuesday, March 18, 2008

what's in a name?

"Miley Cyrus name change official"

first of all, i distinctly remember reading this exact story months ago... little miss hannah montana changes her name! from destiny hope cyrus (i pity children with hippie parents...) to miley ray cyrus... it would have been SOOO much better if she'd actaully changed it to hannah montana! also, it confounds me how she can sell DVDs and shit starring miley cyrus AND hannah montana! not to burst anyone's bubble but... THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!!! the point remains, jam! showbiz is officially behind the times.

second, and possibly most importantly, could they have found a less attractive picture of miz ray cyrus to use for this story?
yikes!
but there is good news... the caption under the photo was priceless: "Smile, Miley: Your Destiny is defunct, and Hope is lost."

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