so it's not my fault!

good news!
it's not your fault that your fat (and possibly insane)!!!
the guilty party is god! well, if you believe in that sort of thing... it's our internal programming that makes us fat! well, that and possibly the fact that you're rotting on the inside...

research by duke university has concluded that "the brain has a 'sixth sense' that can detect dead people!" kidding. what they actaully said was that it "can detect calories in food without benefit of taste or smell."

more concerning is the fact that "the parts of the brain programmed to sense when calories are being consumed is loaced in one of its pleasure centres." good. my brain loves it when i consume high calorie foods and rewards me for doing it with a big ol' shot of dopamine! dieting doesn't get any easier than that!

read more: "Want fries with that? Blame your brain"