Monday, March 10, 2008

letter writting - mar. 10 2008

dear new guy,

three things:

1) that foot tapping thing? the tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap noise you're foot makes? yeah. not endearing. more like eye-twitchingly annoying. i know i have my tics too but at least mine are internalized or inaudible.

2) my name is pronounced jenn-if-er, except run it all together. my name is, however, definitely NOT jenn-neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-fer as you seem to like to call me. it's like you think i have a three-name name. like betty sue-bob... it might just be something about you and english not being fully acquainted and i know there's nothing you can do about it but like the toe tap-tap-tap-tap thing, it annoys me to no end!

3) more on that english-as-a-second-language note... every sentence need not end with the words "thank you"... like "where is the bathroom, thank you?" or ""can you help me with this, thank you?" perhaps you think my name is thank you? in which case i can for give you for putting an elongated and unnecessary syllable in the middle of what i thought you were calling me.

elephants & english tutors,
jenn

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