last night i had the delight to witness and mother & daughter tart combo come into a dairy queen, ask for the nutritional information card, look it over, and walk out of the restaurant.
it's a freaking dairy queen for crying out loud!!! what did you expect?!? if they had invented such a thing as calorie-free sinfulness, you would have heard about it!
my belly shook like a bowl full of belly as they muttered to each other "that was embarrassing" as they scurried away to go chew on some cardboard. by the by, the blizzard treat was delicious and my thighs will be thanking me for the extra layer of unhealthy when winter returns tonight --> forecast for MORE snow!
now, to totally ruin your diet...
cinnabon: "It's really a Cinna-bad"
did you know that a caramel pacanbon with 1100 calories, 141 g carbs, and 56 g fat is the same as a big mac with large fries??? delicious! let's make that a meal! big mag and yes i WOULD like fries with that for dinner and a cinnabon for dessert. the perfect meal for that date night you were planning!
ps - it turns out eating at wendy's might not be good for your health either...
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Did you know that a Tim Hortons muffin (the one everyone goes for because a donut is obviously SO much worse for you) actually has 430 calories in it?? That's 1/3 of your caloric intake for the entire day! Funny thing is, donuts only have like 130 calories....
dense muffins and bagles are never the healthier option.
when it comes to baked goods, if you don't facny being described as what you're eating (i.e. that girl looks like a muffin on toothpicks!) you probably shouldn't stuff it in your (pun intended) piehole.
ooo! ooo!
the timmy's bagel B.E.L.T.
when it looks like you're actually wearing a belt resembling a bagel, it means you've had too many!
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