driving:
hey, asswad! it's snowing like the coming of the second (or third?) iceage (i think i just saw a polar bear wander by...) and your tailgating me?!? what kind of crazy fuck are you? where the hell are you rushing too???
working:
are the people at your office FUCKING INSANE?!? i rolled in like 25 minutes late today due to all the SNOW, shovelling (coming down faster than i could scoop it away!), cautious driving, a disabled traffic light at the major intersection right at the highway (i swear, the traffic people just purposly shut the light down when the weather's bad just to watch the traffic cams and laugh... AND does no one know what a 4-way stop is??? how fucking important do you think you are that you don't have to stop and wait your turn just like everyone else???) wait... where was i? oh yeah, i was a mere 25 minutes late because of a lintany of storm-related holdups and when i got here EVERYONE WAS ALREADY HERE!!! the people here take their work way too frigging seriously! through hell or high water... or raging winter storms. if i ever get to the point where i feel that i HAVE to come to work every single day possible please shoot me if i haven't already done it myself. better shoot me even if i've already done it - just for good measure.
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