can you believe that so far today i've found practically nothing i feel like writing about???
has the world gone completely sane? boy... it's going to get boring!
so as a last resort, i present to you 10 thoughts for 2008 (that sound REALLY similar to the 10 thoughts for 2007 or any other year i can remember for that matter...):
10
life is sexually transmitted.
9
good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8
man has 2 emotions: hungry and horny. if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
7
give a person a fish ans you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
6
some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help smiling when you shove them down stairs.
5
health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4
all of us could take a lesson from the weather - it pays no attention to criticism.
3
why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut only saves you 30 cents?
2
in the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.
1
we know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease (mad-cow-disease??? this list is even more dated than i first indicated...) is located among the millions of cows in canada but we haven't get a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants (canada? illegal immigrants? that doesn't seem right...) and terrorists are. maybe we should put the department of agriculture in charge of immigration.
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