bitch ahoy!

the more i hear about jessica alba being a total bitch to not only the paparazzi but just plain old everyday people in general, the more i hate her. she's always looking like a grouchy bitch unless she's actually "working" and then it's all smiles and cutesy waves.
here she is on TRL the other day looking that she can't raise her arms... you just know she's thinking are we done taking the damn picture yet? my face hurts!

i know she's knocked up and everything but that's not excuse to go around looking like a infinitely more beloved storybook character.