The Place With The Stuff: jagged little pill

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

jagged little pill

guess what these delightfully shiny things are for???

they make you shit gold!!

well, not really... they just make your poop all glittery.

these little fellows are dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold-leaf!!!

and guess what else!! it'll only cost you $425!!! sounds like a bargain to me...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: I've seen those in a magazine before!! It was under a heading something like.."For the Person who has Everything..."; December 12, 2007 at 10:59 AM

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