here's how it goes:
1 point
- run 1 lap around the office at top speed
- walk sideways to the photocopier
- find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk
- when they're not looking, pour out most of someone's coffee leaving them with an inch or less of java
- ignore the first 5 people who say "good morning" to you
- to signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace
- phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and number and say "just called to say i can't talk right now. bye!"
- while riding an elevator, gasp dramatically everytime the doors open
3 points
- babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "did you get all that? i like repeating myself!" - double points if you do this to a manager
- kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
- put your shoes in a bag in the fridge with a sign that says "property of (your name here). hands off!"
- shout random numbers while someone is counting
- tape off the area around your desk with masking tape and tell people to stay outside the "hot zone"
5 points
- at the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem - extra points if you actually start singing)
- for an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "bob"
- flick the light switch in your office on/off frantically telling everybody it's time to "party down!!"
- after every sentence, say "mon" in a really bad jamacian accent... as in, "the report's on your desk, mon." keep this up for an hour
- in a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "shut up! all of you just sht up!"
- repeat the following conversation 10 times with yourself: "do you hear that?" "what?" "never mind, it's gone now." - bonus point for a nervous tic
- tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away
what's your score???
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