costume design

so fergie showed up to some event wearing the following:
i hear what you're saying... very rocker chick, very slayer of the undead...
but the pants have in a bit of a quandary... why? WHY?
perhaps she is venturing into the field of costume design and she's modelling her work to attract the interest of movie makers... these pants would be perfect for the new movie Teeth...
a quick synopsis to make my point? a high school student discovers she has toothed vagina after a violent incident...
those pants would be the perfect muzzle for keeping such a beast under control!