Friday, November 9, 2007

political pipe dreams

"Neorhinos promise weekly orgasms, marijuana for all"

what's old is new again! this new political party (neorhino.ca) is one "claiming to be a reincarnation of the defunct Rhinocerous party that specilized in political satire" back in the day. The original rhions were formed in 1963 and hit their peak in 1980 where they won 1.01% of the popular vote!

party promises include: declare spanish as canada's official language, pass legislation forcing stephen harper to go on a diet, replace soldier's weapons with paintball guns, create a national gas barbeque registry, replace the defence department with a ministry of laughter...

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