Wednesday, October 17, 2007

some helpful advice

now that the fall weather is upon us, i thought i should share some advice on keeping warm. flesh coverage is key - frostbite and windburn are NOT the hottest accessories for autum and should be trashed along with your skinny jeans and leggings. shown here by our "model" bai ling is a perfect example of how not to dress for fall... or winter... or spring... or summer.
that isn't actually her hand holding the jacket closed - it is an intricately made clasp fashioned in the form of a hand. neat, huh? recently, ms. ling has been busy with her community service, parading around in outfits insturcting people how not to stay warm in the upcoming months.

here's a question for you: why do event organizers keep letting this girl attend events? does she even act anymore or is her new career more centred in the field of defying the laws of fashion and hence the universe?? the last thing (well, to be fair, the only thing) i remember her doing is playing miss east in will smith's box office bomb remake of wild wild west... interestingly, her scenes are often cut from versions of the movie adapted for television.

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