this, my friends, is all growed up marcia brady! real name: maureen mccormick. ms. mccormick has obviously failed to realize several things... a) that she is no longer the most popular girl at high school and cannot trends and expect people to follow in her wake, b) that is no longer the 70s, and most glaringly obvious c) that she is in fact 51 years of age!! good sweet mike! that's only a few scant years short of my mother! if i ever caught my mother (or anyone related to me for that matter) in a similar get-up, i'd probably end up and a cinderella's-evil-step-sisters-outfit-destroying fit of rage! i can imagine some ambitious high-schooler (unsuccessfully) trying to pull this off (coloured tights, one of those pregnant-looking dress-tops, and beads? come on now, those are all staples of current and abhorrent teenage wardrobes... why not try to fuse them all together?) but at an age where you could potentially be a grandmother, i just don't think it's wise!
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